muppets

Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.

Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.

by Stompbox May 3, 2004

Muppetese

Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.

When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.

by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010

Mowing Muppets

The act of shooting multiple person with a firearm; most likely in a video game.

Last night I was mowing muppets with the M16.

by A.F.H December 19, 2008

Muppeting

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."

"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"

by MagsG June 16, 2013

The Muppets

the muppets is a word describing a group of teenagers 'hoodies' who mess around and cause trouble and have a laugh via making other people life harder and more annoying

"the muppets are there again"

by james still January 12, 2007

Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

by Richree July 26, 2008

muppetic irony

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)

Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!

by Jeemus LeBouche March 25, 2007