Moming

The act of taking care of small humans day in and day out without getting adequate rest, remembering to eat and a general disregard for one's own self care while trying to stay somewhat sane.

Moming is hard.

by KcAment13 December 30, 2020

mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)

Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.

by El Biero April 28, 2006

Mumping the Gat

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.

Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!

by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010

Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.

Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?

by the way... August 11, 2013

mumming

the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming

oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.

by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008

Moming

When someone usually older then you and is not related to you acts like your mom.

Not mom, “ you should take ibuprofen in stead of ... “
me, “Hold on are you moming me right now”

by Goodol’ sam March 24, 2018

Cringe McMinge

someone whose intelligence is less than agreeable, someone who does something outrageous or stupid, the epitome of stupidness.

OMG you're such a Cringe McMinge!

by churfalurf December 27, 2010