Such a Mum

When a person, usually a woman, acts too motherly towards you or other people
"I was cooking today when I forgot to put the thingymabob in the oven" says Nancy. "Ugh Nancy, your such a mum!" Says Bryan
by 1jenna111 July 10, 2013
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Mums

If you say something and someone thinks you're lying, they'll say "say mums" and that means if you're lying, something happens to your mum. some people, like me, don't believe in this.
Person 1: Oh yeah my dad got robbed yesterday
Person 2: nah rubbish, say mums!
person 1: mums
person 2: oh DAMN
by NailLover101 February 23, 2018
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Mum Mum

Very prude old woman with an ugly living room. Bam and Jess Margera's grandma(Phil and Don Vito's mom).
"I bet you 'test drove' a lot of 'cars.'"-Mum Mum, Viva la Bam
by Lindsey February 14, 2004
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the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming
oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.
by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008
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a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
by H.T.J March 03, 2005
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Mum, this is how Brittish and Astralians refer to their mother.

Yes Americans say Mom and this is right too

,but with all ths shit going on in the world its funny how much people get worked up over the spelling. Quite frankly say it the way you want because their both right

Brittish/Australian= My mum is over there

American= My mom is over there

....oh look theres not much differance

by I need a life January 01, 2007
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The Mum

A caveman who loves to whoop her adversaries with her infamous level 6 wooden club. She is known for her insane strength and power, as well as her apelike tendencies, as well as constantly saying "Ooga ooga ooga ooga".

She is also notable for giving birth to Maameron, who inherited The Mum's genes but is unable to use them due to his brain being too small (nonexistent).

Also commonly known as Fred Frintstone.
Maameron: You wanna fight? I'm next door!
Anybody: Ok
*shows up at Maameron's and sees The Mum with her level 6 wooden club*
Anybody: Oh god. I am in for quite a turrible time.
The Mum: Ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga! Yabba dabba doo!
by Negro Testies July 17, 2021
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