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munkey

This is a pseudo-acronym of mutated and monkey.

Mun-key
-noun

A sub-species of the Human Race developed by Modern Governmental practices to insure production. Due to the current toxicity levels present in the World today. These beings are known to demonstrate irrational behavior ie: fighting, racism, politics so on and so forth but make up for their short comings by paying taxes so therefore are tolerated and kept around. Usually very selfish and clueless to their own affliction. These characteristics can and are passed on to their offspring due to ignorance about basic health, exercise and nutrition practices.
Munkeys see evil, hear evil and speak evil.

Munkey see, Munkey do.
by Someone already used my name. January 16, 2008
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Mulker

when you take your GF out to the woods and kill her, then go back a few days later with a friend and you put your mouth around her pussy. Then have the friend jump on her stomach and all her decaying guts shoot into your mouth via her rotted vagin.
dude i havent seen jane in like 2 weeks, i wonder if she's ok

she's not, i pulled a mulker on her the other day, so she is definitely not ok.
by duuude444222 October 22, 2009
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muckeye

my friend has a great selection of muckeye if you need to borrow one this weekend
by Rachel Armour May 22, 2005
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mulked up

v.
1. To get drunk beyond belief, and then act a fool.
n.
2. Incoherent
Tonight I’m gonna get mulked up.
by Nova Man July 29, 2006
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Munkey

(noun) Oral pleasure involving the use of both the tounge,and throat.
"Mike sure gave some nice Munkey last night"
by Jimmy May 4, 2003
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maulkey

I fingernail clipper that is never where it should be!
Uncle Jody looked everywhere for the maulkey.
by jakersblairo July 1, 2008
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Max mulley

An absolute beast of a guy if you have a max mulley in your life then give him $10
Oi mate u heard of max mulley

No why?

Give him $10 RIGHT NOW
by Preowned_pretzel July 6, 2022
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