Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.

Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)

by josh frito October 30, 2007

Muffeteer

Any female of the dyke persuasion who's love and lust for muff surpasses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself.

Rosie O'Donnell, Rachel Maddow, and Whoopi Goldberg are commonly referred to as the three muffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and consumption of muff in France.

by Tim The Enchanter May 3, 2016

Musketeer Withdrawals

When you suffer withdrawals from not seeing your core group of friends often enough.

I haven’t seen my friends since Saturday; I’ve got musketeer Withdrawals.

by 3rdMusketeer November 10, 2018

musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.

Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.

by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020

musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.

1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.

by Yakoshi January 24, 2021

Musketeer

An eco-friendly car brand made by The Three Musketeers.

"Telsa has GOT to be the best electric car brand ever."

"Is that right? Have you heard of Musketeer?"

"No."

"Then you don't have a life. Shut up and buy a Musketeer, the model called Mini-beast."

by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022

Three musketeered

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

by Rekivile July 30, 2018