angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012

Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011

muffintot

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese

MR ExBoyfriend is single.

Like Comment

ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"

by ExGal May 7, 2011

Muffinboppin

The act of two women Scissoring. Also smashing their genitalia together in a frenzy.

Those two chicks were muffinboppin all night long.

by HumpinDATass July 22, 2018

Muffincrop

Similar to muffin top:

When someone is wearing a crop top and have no business wearing one.

Look at that nasty muffincrop. (Fatty in a crop top)

by John Ham June 21, 2022