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angry muffintop

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.
"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"
by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012
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Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass
Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?
by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011
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muffintot

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese
MR ExBoyfriend is single.

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ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"
by ExGal May 7, 2011
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Muffinboppin

The act of two women Scissoring. Also smashing their genitalia together in a frenzy.
Those two chicks were muffinboppin all night long.
by HumpinDATass July 22, 2018
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Muffincrop

Similar to muffin top:

When someone is wearing a crop top and have no business wearing one.
Look at that nasty muffincrop. (Fatty in a crop top)
by John Ham June 21, 2022
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