mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019

Drunk Mozzarella

The predecessor to Drunk Cheddar.

You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!

by sargentoflynn March 9, 2022

Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.

He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.

by JJ4ever February 11, 2022

mozzarella dick

When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.

Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."

by Cheeeeeeseeee February 26, 2017

Mozzarella Stick

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first

After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.

by False_Prince January 26, 2015

Mozzarella Stick

The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.

Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.

My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.

by Not a Pidgeon April 25, 2013