mowies

when u either 1. stub ur toe or 2. very inconveniently leave the bread in the toaster and it turns into stone

*stubs toe* MOWIES!!!!! or

*checks toaster to see stone hard bread inside* MOWIESSS!!

by Dr. Gulpin June 1, 2024

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Morpie

/ˈmɔ r.pi/

That person who just wanted a normal life… but now someone’s hopelessly in love with them.

Simply said, the person who someone had a crush on them.

Origin:
From amor recipientis — Latin for receiver of love.

Modernised to morpie, because unasked attention deserves a cute name too lol

~ChatGPT

She keeps writing poems about me. I didn’t even say hi. I think I’m her morpie.

by Ryan Renville May 22, 2025

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