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Monday'd

To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.
Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.
by IRGL Commish October 14, 2014
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Monday Raff

Monday Raff describes the miserable mood one finds themselves in after a weekend of slinging your spaghetti about. All future plans will be cancelled, despite the cycle repeating when the flavour kicks in on Friday
Boys I'm not lashing this weekend i'm going to have a quiet one, I'm fed up of feeling like this. "Classic Monday Raff"
by Heavy Head May 27, 2020
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Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.
Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"
by The Thundercock April 24, 2023
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missionary monday

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday
Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday
by Jerome123456789 March 5, 2019
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sunday is longer than monday

your innerwear is showing/peeping out of your outerwear. It's a sentence in itself, sometimes used as a heads up to alert the concerned person. Sometimes it's used to make fun of a person wearing so.
Hey Rick! Sunday is longer than Monday!
by realshadyisfat June 16, 2018
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Monday Night Combat

A incoming game from "Uber Entertainment Studios" and published by no one less than Microsoft. It features a combat oriented action and fps-ish features, with customizable characters and futuristic-styled maps. The game received decent ratings ranging from 7.75 at Game Informer and 9/10 out at Euro Gamer magazines.

Other features include the Spunky Cola update and other downloadable content direct from developer.
I didn't buy me yet that copy of "MNC" (Monday Night Combat) until I read something on a Steam pop-up over at Valve's annoying program. In fact, I won't.
by ChaoticNeutral January 25, 2011
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Monday

The most painful day of the week.
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