Mosquito

A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.

Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"

*Squirt*

Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."

by The Kiwi God September 15, 2005

Mosquito boobs

Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.

Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.

by erp01 May 22, 2016

brown mosquito

A long squeeky fart. Kinda sounds like a high pitched mosquito sound. Must have great muscle control and concentration to pull it off

Whoa,sounds like there's a brown mosquito in here!

by brown_mosquito May 25, 2014

Road Mosquito

Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.

Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”

by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021

mosquito

little sluts that get around and bite everyone

that mosquito is a slut it got me and my guy

by kulogirl July 6, 2009

mosquito

the Nazis of the animal kingdom. we don't like them and we don't need them

guy1:that's a fucking mosquito.
guy2: we must get the flamethrower

by 2️⃣👭1️⃣🍵 February 23, 2022

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008