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To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.
Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.

or

Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again

or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop

"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."

Mormonia 

The state (and rumored theocracy) of Utah.
"Dude, I have to go to Salt Lake."

"Have fun in Mormonia!"
Mormonia by leggie_blonde August 27, 2009

Moronism 

Dude: What's he doing in that church?
Bro: Oh, he's practicing Moronism
Moronism by KaiTheKing October 30, 2015
A lifestyle where your actions and decisions at home are controlled almost completely by your mother, or otherwise female guardian. This applies more to teens, as this is normal for children.
Somehow I'm already 17 and I'm still forced to live under this mommunism..
Mommunism by Tiffany Sprinkles February 27, 2018

Mormonic 

Having to do with Mormons or their religion/practices.
It is very Mormonic to not drink coffee.
Latter Day Saints
" I rode into Salt Lake City prepared to do my journalistic duty and arouse the public ire against polygamy. However, when I saw how ugly were the Mormon women, I realized that the men who marry, not one, but many of them, are Latter Day Saints indeed and deserving of the praise and gratitude of all mankind." Mark Twain
mormons by J E Walker June 15, 2003