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moffism

The practice of fandom trolling and/or telling outright lies in interviews in order to whip fans into a frenzy of excitement and completely off-base speculation, for the lols. Named for British television writer Steven Moffat.
That moffism seriously screwed with my head--he told us she wasn't going to do that!
by D0KTAH May 12, 2011
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Moff's Law

1) As a discussion of a creative work grows longer, the probability of some ass whining about “overanalyzing” approaches 1.

2) In any discussion of creative work, anyone who says “OMG, why can’t you just enjoooy it??” automatically loses. Hard.

(as defined by karinova)
After he whined "why can't you just enjoy Avatar without bringing RACE or IMPERIALISM into it?!!?" (because he was losing the argument), we invoked Moff's Law all over his ass.
by Tangierine January 5, 2010
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Moffism

The general mind-fuckery associated with watching almost any episode from season five onwards of the new Doctor Who. Written by Steven Moffat and featuring Matt Smith as the Eleventh Doctor, Karen Gillan as Amy Pond, Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams, and Alex Kingston as Dr. River Song, the episodes often leave subtle hints as to what's going on without giving a straight answer until the very end (and sometimes not even then).
Whovian 1: Hey, did you see the new episode of Doctor Who last night?

Whovian 2: Yeah, that Moffism was intense!
by KitSnicket May 20, 2011
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moffat

/ˈmɒfət/ (moffating, to moffat, moffated, moffats etc.)

Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.

After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the ending of {insert series}? Classic moffat.
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!
by Someone on the Internet August 26, 2013
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Mordfactor

Closely linked to wordMordeth/word, the Mordfactor is a paranormal force, primarily used for evil, often without the user's knowledge.

Can be referred to as "The Murphy's Law of Electronic Equipment".

Events with no plausible explanation are often referred to as the work of the Mordfactor. Most commonly, electronic equipment is damaged, but it extends to many other areas as well. If it can fry, the Mordfactor will most likely do so, but only for the individual cursed with it - everyone else will continue as normal.

Occasionally, the Mordfactor may be held responsible for an unusual "lucky" event, but are rare compared to "unlucky" events.

It is advised that anyone suspected of having a connection with the Mordfactor should be kept at a minimum distance of 10 metres from any critical electronic equipment.

Term coined by Damien Mulley, 2001.
The mordfactor fried my CPU!
My computer is screwed, I think the mordfactor got it.
by phaxx May 21, 2003
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Moffat

Moffat is a town full of inbred chavs who run about wae dragon soop, weed and Bluetooth speakers.
by Merry Christmas fae Moffat November 28, 2021
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Moffie

A derogatory Afrikaans word for a gay person. Similar to the word faggot in English. Also often used by preteens and teens to insult each other.
by Freeky June 27, 2015
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