moistcritikal

why is he moist? why is he critikal? all we know is he is the founder of moist meter

Yooooo, is he moistcritikal?

by When_ January 6, 2021

Moist Meter

A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.

"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."

by ItzSpark March 17, 2021

moisteras

A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.

"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".

by B Wabo April 29, 2008

moist uzi

When your vaginal region is so overwhelmed with a surplus of water in which bathing,swimming, or drinking is possible.

my moist uzi is overflowing with goodness

by Alex Lester December 4, 2017

Moist seepage

The step after damp seepage but before wet seepage

Hey guys, I'm seeing MOIST SEEPAGE at the Electric Factory tonight, anyone want to join?

by Moistseepage February 8, 2019

Lady Moisture

*in old english accent*
The fluid that is produced when a female is sexually aroused.

Fruit puch is the devil's lady moisture.

by swaggie# May 6, 2014

speaking moistly

To speak to a Canadian within a two-metre radius of yourself as specks of spittle fly from your lips.

Sylvester the Cat (speaking moistly): Ith that man a medical exthpert? He thath he ithn't tho I don't think he ith.
Justin Trudeau: Ugh. What a terrible image.

by Cobra Chicken Wrangler April 10, 2020