A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".
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Major Fuq Boi. Usually an ex bf.
He has no vehicle - only way of transportation is scooter, skateboard or walking. Lurks around town as if he were a “rodent”.
Major Fuq Boi. Usually an ex bf.
He has no vehicle - only way of transportation is scooter, skateboard or walking. Lurks around town as if he were a “rodent”.
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The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
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He is also small
He is also small
*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
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by Kalei July 25, 2008
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Every time I'm in Monterey Park, I get confused as to how asians can't drive for shit but when they see a discount tag they suddenly have hawk like vision.
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