Monseratt is a very beautiful girl . Most of them are tall and any guy will die to be her boyfriend, she is shy at first but once you get to know her she will mess around a lot. Monseratt is very good at fashion. She had the best winning award smile her laugh is everything. A Monseratt is a best girlfriend,best friend , sibling you can ask for .
by Monseratt May 29, 2018
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To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
To being jerked off really hard and vigorously.
Honey! Why are you jerking off so hardddd!
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
Oh don't worry honey, I'm only monsterbating it doesn't hurt.
by Kajur April 2, 2013
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by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011
Get the Monsterbating mug.The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.
I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
Get the Moisterbate mug.mancerrat is typically a very beautiful girl who can make your day go from bad to amazing in a matter of seconds by just talking to you, she's independent and reliable, she's also the most caring and sweetest girl ever.
look there goes moncerrat! she's so beautiful and hot and sexy!
damn im so jealous of that guy Martin for going out with moncerrat
damn im so jealous of that guy Martin for going out with moncerrat
by alrightduderelax October 23, 2014
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it is derived of the PC game Unreal Tournament, where a massive amount of consecutive killing led to a "Monsterkill!".
it is derived of the PC game Unreal Tournament, where a massive amount of consecutive killing led to a "Monsterkill!".
Dude 1: Damn, I got ditched by this chick yesterday even though I was SO sure she loved me!
Dude 2: M-M-M-MONSTERFAIL!
Dude 2: M-M-M-MONSTERFAIL!
by I wish i was a pretty girl September 27, 2006
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Matt Affleck's chance at fortune and glory just slipped through his fingers after a stunning beat for a $42 million monsterpotten at the hand of Jonathan Duhamel.
by chaz_littlej August 27, 2010
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