sex monsoon

Sex Monsoon the opposite of a Sex Draught

last weekend was a total sex monsoon,
I screwed 8 bitches

by bryce xmas August 9, 2006

Rangoon Monsoon

The diarreal-downpour effect that results from overconsumption of low-quality Chinese food.

hey man, wanna go play some basketball?

No way brah, I just got back from the Golden Palace.... think I've got a Rangoon Monsoon brewing

by Gary Lopez November 14, 2014

Texas Monsoons

An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.

Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you

by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018

DooDoo Monsoon

a big tidal wave of shit

Uh Oh, look out for that tidal wave!
Thats not a tidal wave, that's a DOODOO MONSOON

by DeckTheHallsBrubby November 26, 2018

The Monsoon

Whilst fucking a female, the male removes his penis from inside the woman, and when she turns around in surprise, the male simultaneously vomits and urinates on the woman's face, simulating monsoon type weather and rendering her completely soaked.

"Dude, did hear what Chad did to Jessica last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he gave her the monsoon."
"Knarly bro."

by JardyBoy October 3, 2018

gorilla monsoon

First, prior to the “encounter,” shave off your pubes and save them in a bag. Then, while receiving a blowjob and at the moment of orgasm plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasm at the same time making her shoot her sperm through her nose (like a white dragon). Then take some pubes out of the baggie and throw them in her face (like a gorilla face) and yell “Gorilla Monsoon!” This is a tribute to the late wrestler/commentator.

We got back from the arena and this chick was all up on my nuts. I let her take the trip and gave her the Gorilla Monsoon. She probably won't be back...

by Captain_America July 30, 2007

French Monsoon

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka

a French Monsoon, was left on the carpet from last night.

by dan f September 29, 2006