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And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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witch with the money money

Money-laundering witch Money is a witch who follows you around whenever you run to put the trash can on the driveway, and they ride their brooms right next to you.
You: *Running away*

The witch: I AM THE ONE WITH THE MONEY MONEY MONEY
Billy: have you heard of the witch with the money money
Bob: yea its the Money-laundering witch Money is a witch who follows you around whenever you run to put the trash can on the driveway, and they ride their brooms right next to you.
by Money Witch November 10, 2022
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with the money tree

at work, at the 'source', with the 'mother', suckling of the 'teat', harvesting of the 'fruit'
i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!

john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.

call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
by michael foolsley April 10, 2011
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Playing with House Money

A delusional mental state and way someone lives in which a person has somehow survived multiple situations that should have resulted in one's death, giving the individual a warped and nihilistic view of life. The individual will very rarely second guess participating in activities that are deemed detrimental or dangerous due to not caring for their own survival as they begrudgingly know they will survive and stay depressed.
Person 1: " Um, dude please slow the car down! This is not safe at all."

Person 2: " Why? Are you not having fun?"

Person 1: "It is 3 AM, and you are speeding on roads that are covered in ice! We are going to die."

Person 2: "I told you to not ride home with me, I've been Playing with House Money for the last five-years. So might as well make another wager to keep things interesting. "
by ZZtuschbag August 7, 2021
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fucks with you money

definition:When one is a friend and together your indevors are lucrative!!!
Homie 1) You lay down 20,I lay down 20. I'll buy that 40 for 30, you make 10 I make 10....
Homie 2) Fucks with you money!!
A lucrative mutual endeavor...
by Trailer Park Gangsta October 27, 2021
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Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day

Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is when you Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day. Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day is on the 7th of October
Let Your Child Buy Whatever They Want With Their Own Money Day
by notmeokk October 7, 2020
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Monkeys in the dark with pens

A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
by Malix August 12, 2004
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