Skip to main content

moneymalist

(n.) A style of living by spending least money and especially, carrying only small amount of money.

(n.) One who uses only things those are functional and extremely necessary for his/her life. Never spend for luxury items.
I am a moneymalist.
by poramase April 14, 2010
mugGet the moneymalist mug.

moneyhats

Obscenely large sums of money.
So, I hear they’re making a new Indiana Jones movie. Why on earth would they do that?

Dude, moneyhats.
by Trevis Thomas July 1, 2008
mugGet the moneyhats mug.

Moneymachine

Last night sally let me moneymachine her sweet booty
by Noah Budie November 1, 2017
mugGet the Moneymachine mug.

Moneymatician

Slang.
An expert in or student of currency.
One who knows how to manifest money from seeming nothing-ness by reorganizing one’s own budget; Working, leveraging conventional financial credit, reorganizing debt, investing, and any other means of sustaining financial survival for a short time or as a perpetuating mode of existence.
This I can tell you. Your boy was a real moneymatician, he could juggle money like no tomorrow, he knew all the tricks to stretch a dollar. One time he was paying a bill to a company on the west coast of the country by sending a check in the mail, he had me deliver a check to the post office on the east coast at 3pm on Friday afternoon.

Later I asked him why if it was due the following Monday he’d had my self send it so close to the due date with it most probably not reaching the bill collector in time, and he explains:

“ it’s a simple kind of magic. It was post marked before the due date. It will most likely sit at the post office all weekend, the. Monday , it will begin the 5 day journey across country where it will sit for the weekend again, then be received by the collector, then be processed and deposited, and if all these things take roughly 3 days, that gives us 2 extra weeks before they withdraw the money. I’m expecting to receive a check next week, so the money shall be there.”
by SwankyNameHere July 12, 2021
mugGet the Moneymatician mug.

moneymalism

Moneymalism (n.) describes simplicity of style of living.
I am moneymalism.
by poramase April 14, 2010
mugGet the moneymalism mug.

Moneymitch

Look at that moneymitch go. Damn hes bad.
by Asian Azn A514n June 2, 2011
mugGet the Moneymitch mug.

Moneymitch

1. A person who earns a lot of money without doing much for it.

2. When threatend Moneymitch will use the ability “Spit bars”, this will burn his enemies away.

3. If Moneymitch evolves, he will become KerstMitch.
Moneymitch works at Jumbo and earns more money than Bill Gates.
by Appie Louws January 11, 2018
mugGet the Moneymitch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email