Momenr

A misspelling of Moment

similar to I Forgor "R" and "T" are very close together, thus giving; momenr

Prankem: BRB I'm gonna make a sandwich
John: Woman Momenr

by johnathanprankem June 24, 2022

mombercrombie

Fugly old thin white trashy moms with stretch mark accented tramp stamps who shop at abercrombie & fitch.

OMG! I was so like totally in abercrombie & fitch yesterday and there was this gross mombercrombie shopping there.
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Poor Jenny, her mom is so mombercrombie.

by Jillian B December 19, 2008

momer

A medical term for a tumourous lump.

"Diagnosis Doctor? I've Never Seen Such A Case In My Life"
"Yes Looks Like Theres A Momer On The Right Ventricle"

by Dr Diagnosis December 24, 2008

mommer

one who nails the mothers of other people

jas and trevor are the ultimate mommers, they've got about 60 of them

by jastrevchahalsails July 26, 2005

Momberger

1) Noun. He who fornicates publicly without reason.

2) Verb. To fornicate without reason in public

That dude's such a Momberger. He totally fucked that chick right at the counter.

She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.

by Fascist Pork August 20, 2006

Momner

Getting a boner when you’re around your mom.

I was thinking about that hot night I had on the way to the store with my mom and totally got a Momner.

by Max Powers 1983 November 9, 2009

Momery

mom+memory=momery

It's what mom's have that help them to remember everything-the good and the bad.

Mom: Honey, don't forget that you need to clean your room, study for that test you forgot about and pay me back for buying you that shirt you wanted.

Daughter: Damn! How'd you remember that? You bought that for me like a month ago!

Mom: One word, momery.

by wordcreator1122334455 November 25, 2011