I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

by grokyaballz July 13, 2009

molester

someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities

"Is my husband a child molester?"

by Babyloo May 19, 2014

molest

to touch without permission

dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things

by mc wiggle April 27, 2007

Molestacular

It works the same as a 'Killtacular', only with molestation.

In otherwords

ALOT of molestation

My bus-driver once got a Molestacular on the way to school.

by naynayroy October 22, 2009

molestery

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.

Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!

by bigrudy April 8, 2010

Molestovers

Like Sloppy Seconds, except non-consensual.

Priest 1: I'm done in here. You can have my molestovers.

*zip*

Priest 2: Thanks, dude.

*Brofive*

by cloudface October 14, 2012