Mojang’d

When something gets screwed up, doesn’t work as it should, goes wrong, can’t be fixed, it’s mojang’d.

I tried to migrate my profile & realms from Minecraft to Nintendo Switch. The website & password reset doesn’t even work or respond. Totally mojang’d.

I was coming home the other day & my radiator blew & I got a flat tyre. Totally mojang’d.

by TheRealSanchez December 26, 2020

Mojangover

When you play Minecraft until the early hours of the following morning and wake up feeling rough.

“Bruh you look like shit, how much you drink last night?”

“Stone cold sober bro... Anyone got a Mojangover cure?”

“Yeah join my world.”

by addoh April 14, 2021

mojanae

A flower

Mojanae is flower in Chinese

by Mojanae November 23, 2021

MOSANKIE

Mosankie is the most precious person,she will never backstab you but she will still for give you and have your bad even after you did her so wrong.she will sit you down and listen to all your problems until they are resolved.A Mosankie is a very patient,caring and positive.She will never take no for an answer she is very open minded and out going

Mosankie let's go to a party

by Some_thing _exquisite November 30, 2021

Mojanya

Happy, moody, and angelic. They light up every room when they are comfortable. They are shy when meeting new people and won’t let just anyone get to know them you have to get through first. They are loving and kind and will always be there for comfort.

Mojanyat is lovable

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

mohankumar

Basically, mohankumar means he is a selfarrow i.e tharkuri and they tend to be the most useless creatures in the world since human existence.

Bro1 : Hey, see mohankumar is coming
Bro2: Don,t call him mohankumar call him as tharkuri

by homie007 April 30, 2024