purple headed heat seeking moisture missle

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

by crash.......... December 2, 2007

moisture bomb

Extreme moisturizing of the vagina. Instant vagina flood

She saw him and had a moisture bomb

by Pooper6915 January 3, 2014

moistureful

Full of moisture

This humidity has made these crackers so moistureful.

by TheGodfather1968 May 21, 2017

irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023

moisture

to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.

by Ricardo G. May 13, 2005

The moisture

Equivilant to "being thirsty" or "thirsty in general"

This boy stay hittin me up tryna fuck, the moisture smh

by Ramon Rey February 8, 2015

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003