fear of missing out

Also known as "fomo". The fear that if you miss a party or event you will miss out on something great
Even though he was exhausted, John's fomo got the best of him and he went to the party.

Even though he was exhausted, John's fear of missing out got the best of him and he went to the party.

by wyldx September 21, 2015

magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG

I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!

by Kenthar March 19, 2003

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

Mississippi WaffleHouse

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015

turd missile

Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure

Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.

by Todd the turd Wilson February 27, 2014

Sud Missile

A can of beer.

A play on the military word 'scud missile'.

When I went over to my buddy's house we watched some football, smoked some heaters, and had like 30 sud missiles.

by Statefootball November 3, 2014