Des Moines, WA

Des Moines, Washington, (not to be confused with the other Des Moines,) is a scenic suburb of Seattle. Aside from it's beauty, it's really more like a bubble. Everyone knows everyone and everyone's mom, which STD everyone got, and everyone that got an MIP or a DUI that weekend. In the 2 mile span of "downtown" Des Moines, there are about thirteen bars, (think about it, yes there are), one Taco Time, one QFC and one Marina. Overall, it's a pretty nice place to live, with limited crime, besides the prostitutes on Pac Highway and all of the super badass high school drug dealers. Des Moines is the classier cousin of Burien, the slutty Aunt of Normandy Park, and the boring sister of Federal Way.

A: Hey, Jimmy, did you go to Mount Rainier High School?

B: Duh, I've lived in Des Moines, WA my whole life. My mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!

2A: Damn, look at those Mount Rainier High School kids getting arrested in the Jack in the Box parking lot.

2B: That's Des Moines, WA for you. Hey I really want some onion rings, let's walk over there.

by Jimmy Mc. Deen June 12, 2011

I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.

Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral

by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014

Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

Chilean Gummi Miners

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015

Mud Miner

The act of Docking into another males anus. Can be commonly used with Butt Pirate.

That new kid in school is a Mud Miner, he has been looking at me strange.

by xPoisonbloodx March 11, 2010

celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.

"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013

Chilean Miner

During oral sex, where the giver stays at the bottom of your shaft so long, you'd swear she plans to stay there until Christmas.

Does she like to give blow jobs? Oh yeah, that Betty is real Chilean Miner.

by Belfry September 3, 2010