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modern art

Some woman's messy bed, or a dead shark some guy put in formaldehyde or something. But in an art gallery.
Simple Simon: Good heavens, why is there a dead shark next to this beautiful painting?

Johnny Artworld: It's modern art, dig?
by notmereally November 17, 2009
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moderate rebels

The term is derived from the term "Moderate Terrorists"

A moderate rebel is a insurgent that is not classifed as a terrorist because they are not against the US and its allies.
They use the same tactics, the same weapons and the same reasons. They help make shooting people a mess of paperwork for the soldiers involved.
Moderate Rebel: Today we go martyr brothers for allah!
Obama: Oh my god, a terrorist!
Moderate Rebels: Lets go bomb Bashar!
Obama: Oh, that's ok then. *Gives guns*
by TheUltimax May 18, 2016
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Gamefaqs Moderator

Someone with no sense of humor who will ban you for posting a link to this page in your signature.
This account has been banned from posting any further messages on GameFAQs. Bans are only given out by the site administrator, and only for severe and/or repeated TOS violations. This ban is permanent; this account can no longer be used.

You have been banned from this site. Because I'm a Gamefaqs Moderator and therefore, automatically, a fag.
by Svenhoek July 26, 2009
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Modern Family

A TV show about a family.

Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)

Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.

Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.

Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!

Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
by CriminalMinds01 July 9, 2014
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Roblox Moderation

person 1:what do you think about roblox moderation?
person 2:its a sick f*cking joke
by my.y.y.y January 22, 2021
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modern dance

Modern Dance emerged out of a rejection of classical ballet and has grown to encompass a wide range of movement styles and techniques. It provides an outlet for free expression without the boundaries accompanied with more classical, traditional forms of movement. Several modern techniques include Horton, Cunningham, and Graham- just to name a few.
Nicole hates watching boring ballet pieces but loves to watch modern dance because she finds it is always fresh, new and entertaining.
by sussman December 28, 2005
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Modern Warfare Flu

A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game
Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu
by ThisGuy457 November 12, 2009
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