mocket

Also spelled "mockit" (pronounced similarly). Means thoroughly dirty, of people rather than things, because the things do the dirtying.

I got right mockit cleaning out the cellar

by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

Mockin it

When somebody is making fun of stn

British slang

Me *messes up*
Person”that was smart”
Person 2 “he’s mockin it fam”

by Cowbellyclone April 5, 2019

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

Mockracy

A mock democratic government.

A government that attempts to maintain the front of democratic system, while it simultaneously serves the interests of only a small group or entity.

A democratic government that largely ignores the rule of the majority in favor of special interest.

Upon the the turning over of campaign finance laws, the US looked more like a mockracy than ever.

by Samy St Clair January 21, 2010

mocking spongebob

A meme that got insanely popular in june 2017
It includes spongebob imatating a chicken aNd SpEAkinG LiKE tHiS
It is used to reply to someone in a mocking tone

Me: You gotta stop smoking weed. It's not good for your health
*mocking spongebob picture*
Addicted friend: yOu GoTtA StOP taKiNG WeED iT's nOT gOoD FoR YoUR hEAlTh

by KingggggV November 2, 2017

Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.

Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.

by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010

Mock shock

An insincere expression of disbelief.

The waitress expressed mock shock that our food had not arrived yet.

by forty day mike August 26, 2013