Skip to main content

The Bar Mitzvah

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!
The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."
by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
mugGet the The Bar Mitzvah mug.

Botched Mitzvah

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
mugGet the Botched Mitzvah mug.
Related Words

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009
mugGet the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah mug.

Mileven

Mileven is the ship (relationship) name of the characters Mike and Eleven from the Netflix series, Stranger Things. The term is used on many fan accounts via Tumblr, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram.
"I love Stranger Things! Mike and Eleven are so cute together, I totally ship Mileven"
by padffoott November 1, 2016
mugGet the Mileven mug.

Fortnite Bar Mitzvah

Heyyyyy everyone who reads this, you are all invited to my Fortnite Bar Mitzvah. No Skull Troopers cuz that's my costume!!! Bring your credit card information AND your social security number. No Defaults allowed (JK). Be there or be Dusty Depot. It will happen on Thursday, all are welcome. Only people with over 20 wins can come.
"Y'all are invited to my Fortnite Bar MItzvah"
by bigboipatek October 17, 2018
mugGet the Fortnite Bar Mitzvah mug.

Mileven

The romantic pairing of Eleven Hopper and Mike Wheeler in the hit show Stranger Things. This ship is commonly overused and overrated despite it being canon and doesn’t consist of much chemistry (unlike Byler).
Mileven Fan: Mileven is my favourite ship because I’m openly homophobic and will never ship two boys no matter the circumstances!
by WillsBowlCut August 31, 2022
mugGet the Mileven mug.

mitesh

a Gangster name known around the world, if you ever meet one, you won't forget it.
someone:Yo Mitesh
Mitesh: Yea
Someone: you are such a gangster!
by Mitssssss November 7, 2007
mugGet the mitesh mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email