When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
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A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:
"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."
"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."
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Abbreviated: mt
To tell erroneously.
Usually used in chatrooms or instant messages when a message is sent to the wrong person and that person recognizes it.
Abbreviated: mt
To tell erroneously.
Usually used in chatrooms or instant messages when a message is sent to the wrong person and that person recognizes it.
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