Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.

"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."

by Mc1rish March 1, 2023

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

Mistletoe-kiss

When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.

“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”

“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”

by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024

Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024

National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021

Indian mistletoe

To make love under a eagles nest

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe

by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023

National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021