Miscarriage Mike

A terrible mistake or disaster

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike

by Meme lords October 18, 2018

Miscarrage

The reason your child isn't born.

I just had a miscarrage. My child is dead

by Lil Kay... March 18, 2020

Dump Miscarriage

When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.

"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"

by Stubs7996 April 3, 2013

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Burrito Miscarriage

Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.

My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.

by derpaholic November 21, 2010

Montana Miscarriage

The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.

Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.

by jmc1971 September 8, 2020

misfortunes never come singly

this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.

A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.

by Nabeel, January 15, 2008