Miracle

Miracle is the type of person who everyone loves to be around. They make everyone around them so ecstatic and makes them feel so loved. They are someone who you know would give fantastic hugs from the moment you first see them. They are like the sun and every shining star and constellation. They make your heart sing. You could get lost in their eyes so easily and you could be around them for years and years and years on end and always feel content and joyful. That is just who they are. They have so much energy and it is amazing, gremlin energy 24/7. In conclusion, Miracle is always wonderful and you should never let them doubt it.

"Miracle is the most lovely gremlin in all of the universes"
"That was so r u d e of you Miracle."

by LoveSausage February 3, 2021

Miracle of Procrastination

The moment when you've procrastinated to the very last minute and there seems like there's no way you could possibly get everything done in the little amount of time that you have- but you seem to pull your shit together in a way that no human possibly could and get the assignment done with a manageable B grade.

"When's that 12 page report due?"
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."

by Benji G. December 26, 2011

Miracle Mile

A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)

I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.

by Innocent Vice June 13, 2006

Miracle

An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.

A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.

by CaptainProcrastinate May 4, 2015

miracle from the baby Jesus

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.

Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.

by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008

christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016

Miracle

The most Magical, Intelligent, Reliable, Adorable, Caring, Lovely and Ebullient person ever. She is really hot and any guy would be damn lucky to have her.

Damn that Miracle girl is soooo hot.

by GabrielJames January 30, 2020