Milford

–noun
1.
a city in Michigan.
2.
a town that has a gaggle of MILF's

-acronym
1.
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
2.
MILFORD - Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.

Chuck: Wow, those MILF's are hot!
Earl: There from Milford, MI.
Chuck: I'd MILFORD any one of them.
Earl: What that mean?
Chuck: Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.
Earl: Gotcha.

by Datsun 420ZX May 19, 2010

West Milford

White Power capital of the world. People can be heard screaming it out windows and throwing busch cans from trucks. Clinton road has nothing to do with this, that shit aint haunted.

Ron:What the hell was that?
Kyle: Just another white power brother in West Milford, spreading the whites.
Ron:White Power feller.

by THEMANNOTINTHEKLAN October 14, 2011

West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.

Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.

by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010

West Milford

The home of Clinton Road, which is the home of klansmen. I know, I live here. It has a bunch of weird stuff in it, and yes, most of the girls are whores.

This has also been the recent home of bomb threats, as the school have has seven in 07-08, and so far, only one in 08-09.

And yes, there are a lot of druggies and moron's here that like to have sex at the age of twelve. Not saying any names, but you might wanna clean those bedsheets better.

Random Guy 1: You 18?
Random Girl 1: No, but after all, this is West Milford.

by Odd8Out January 24, 2009

Milford, CT

Quite possibly the best place to live in Connecticut.

Let’s go to the coziest town in Connecticut, Milford, CT.

by Hello2019 March 11, 2019

milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016

Munford High School

The most redneck place in Alabama. A public school that has to wear uniforms and has a suck ass football team. the girls are fake and the boys are hoes, if you have had him, so has every other girl in the school. some of the dumbest people on earth attend this school and it’s embarrassing. They have a strict ass no phone policy and you get OSCAR just for having your phone out. Don’t go here

Bruh she goes to Munford High School she’s fake as fuck!
OMG this cute boy from Munford added me on snap and he already asked me for nudes! EW!

by jchchxjwjjcjcidjwjfiwo October 20, 2019