Misery Wank

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.

I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!

by Kingbot December 30, 2008

turd of misery

1)A turd that causes severe pain during it's exit. One may even think that it is coming out sideways it is so painful.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.

1)Doo#1: You were in the bathroom for quite awhile...and why are you sweating?
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.

2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.

by Doodadoo May 23, 2007

silver miner

A girl who's into older men. If the girl's under 18, she's a "silver minor."

"I can't believe Julie is flirting with that 65-year-old professor -- she's such a silver miner."

by iamelevenninjas April 29, 2008

urban miner

A person who looks for cans,bottles or anything that they can sell for money.

There was a urban miner searching for cans on the side of the freeway. They can also be a Can Fisher

by Mr.Pickleslives April 4, 2007

miseryguts

A word describing a person who is against having any sort of fun at any time.

Man #1: "No hanging off the chandelier!"
Man #2: "Miseryguts!"

by xcarex July 30, 2007

Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover

a person who chooses their love interests by playing the eenie-meenie-miney-mo game. This person is considered a player or also someone who has no concern for other people's feelings. They choose who to like by saying eenie-meenie-miney-mo. also of the title a song by sean kingston and justin bieber

Jill: i got asked to the prom by 3 guys!
Lindsey: who are you going to go with?
Jill: i don't know, i'll just choose one at random.
Lindsey: You're such an eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover!

by teenieweeniewahine March 28, 2010