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Melbourne

The sad capital of Australia...Is Melbourne!! No one that lives there is happy.
Person 1: Hey, that urban dictionary definition was a load of shit! That person over there looks happy!

Person 2: Bet their not from Melbourne...

Person 1: BET they are!!!!

Person 3 (randam person they are talking about): excuse me (smiles) could you please tell me where Flinders street is (smiles)???

Person 1 and 2: No (keeps walking all sad and emo looking!!!)
by Harry Space age April 19, 2007
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Melbourne

Melbourne is a large city in Australia. Sydney sider's generally feel that people from Melbourne are stuck up and insecure, however, I believe that the other definitions for 'Melbourne' totally proves otherwise.
Sydney sider: 'You people are so competitive. Your inner city sucks and and you're all cynical.

Melbourne kid : 'Dude we were having a conversation about Borat..'
by Katieeardley December 2, 2010
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The Misbourne

honestly the worst school in bucks, it's an absolute shithole filled with either crackheads or pricks that think they're some next level upper class wanker, don't come here unless you wanna be filled with some stuck up cunts and a bunch of bumberclarts
Friend of High Intelligence: What school did you go to?
Me: The Misbourne
Friend of High Intelligence: Fuck me it's a shithole i've heard
Me: You don't fuckin say
by grannytranny69420 November 27, 2019
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melbourne

An insignificant Australian city which suffers from delusions of grandeur.Mistakes the wearing of black skivies as an expression of fashion. Believes that gloomy lane-ways are architectural delights & thinks Lloyd-Webber musicals are high art
Can you believe how much better than other Australians we Melbourne people really are? But we're not stuck-up like Sydney people.
by Bubblequeen October 28, 2006
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Melbourne Sound

A joke of a subgenre, attempting to unify EDM, electro, vague dance aspects and is as close to electronica authenticity as Bonkers was to grime. In fact, most of its shitty synthesised overlays sound like they've been sampled straight from Dizzee's Bonkers they're that shit.
Fortunately, this shitty attempt at music (or making people wanna commit acts of sexual harassment and probably suicide) died in 2014, with the only known perpetrators of this hideous noise left living in remote areas of North Wales as they're bored as fuck.
"Josh, are you listening to fucking Melbourne Sound again?"

Josh: "Yeah"
"In the shower?"
Josh: "Yeah"
"You're tensing in front of the mirror to it again aren't you"
Josh: "Yeah"
by Rhowen101 May 2, 2018
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melbourne

Melboure is a country in the state of victoria it is much worse than sydney and is considered to be a hole

Synonyms: Hole
Family Driving to melbourne.

Kid:Are we there yet
Father:Nearly Son about 2 minuets

2 minuets later

Mother: ah holy shit we have fallen into a hole!!!!!!!!!!!
by bob parker smeelsk December 14, 2008
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Melbourne Cup

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.
Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.
by Diego November 5, 2003
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