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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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low mileage

She's not cherry, but she's low milage.
by Delusional October 8, 2003
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Mileven depression

Mileven depression: Mileven depression is caused by the love of Mike Wheeler and Eleven Hopper. Your Happy and Sad at the same time. You just love Mileven. You love it so much you have depression about it. You watch Mileven edits all day.The Symptoms for Mileven Depression is heavy breathing, Uncontrollabll crying when you see andything Mileven, losing sleep, can’t stop thinking about Mileven, Having trouble focusing, and if you have not watch season2 of stranger things you will suffer even more with Mileven Depression. And it take 353 to recover. Many don’t recover....
I suffer with Mileven Depression since season1 episode1
by Eleven..Mike..love.. January 24, 2019
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High Mileage

Although not identified as gender specific, the term "High Mileage" in a slang context is generally defined as any woman who is either known or perceived to have been with numerous sexual partners.

The term may also be seen or written as High-Mileage.
Thomas was becoming interested in Maxine but decided against it upon hearing she had a reputation for being a high mileage girl.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? February 12, 2019
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Milenar

A measurement of speed found almost exclusively in the southern USA. Can be used in place of "miles per hour"
Bob: How fast were you going when you hit the deer?
Billy Joe: I must've been goin sisty five, sennty five milenar.
by Joey Sistern April 26, 2010
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Lars Milovanovi´c

- "Lars Milovanovi´c gave us homework yesterday."

- "What is it about?"

- "For loopar and For satser -_-."
by LarsFan September 25, 2020
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Mileven

Mileven is the ship (relationship) name of the characters Mike and Eleven from the Netflix series, Stranger Things. The term is used on many fan accounts via Tumblr, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram.
"I love Stranger Things! Mike and Eleven are so cute together, I totally ship Mileven"
by padffoott November 1, 2016
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