Snatch Mileage

How much action a womans vagina has seen over the years.

Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"

by Shady Hady January 15, 2009

mileage

somewhere very, very far away

the ghetto is mileage from here

by annie holyoake January 13, 2005

low mileage

A brand spanking new vehicle, just rolledout of the showroom and ready to take to the roads.
Gleaming Bodywork, up to date technology and a stylish modern look.

My girlfriend is so tight, there's some real low mileage on that one.

by Container October 7, 2003

gas mileage

The amount of dip a dipper gets per tinski.

Frank gets good gas mileage because he takes little dips. Kevin has very bad gas mileage because he throws in the biggest womps in the bnc.

by kev69wells May 12, 2011

mileage

Time
Dublin slang

Whats de mileage?

by Jillian Frayne May 24, 2004

mileage

a long distance that needs to be traveled

"is it much further away?"
"yeah amn its fuckin milage!!"

by war.b May 13, 2005

itsa mikeaiello

Telling a white lie in order to boost one's self esteem. Also can be exaggeration of details.

When a disillusioned student sends material from oinkfleshdependence to his teacher and pretends that it is his own work.

by ribbit December 12, 2003