Mikel Arteta

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Man 1 : Describe Mikel Arteta
Man2 : The Biggest Bottler Ever

by Hahjaajaiai June 14, 2023

Crazy mikel

Someone who is very obsessed and controlling of a person.

Person 1: Oh my gosh my boyfriend won't leave me alone! He's ALWAYS with me.!
Person 2: You need to leave him. He's being such a crazy mikel

by The Gay Mascurade January 10, 2018

MIKELING

The action of ignoring or leaving an online conversation without warning the people said person is talking with, and then reappearing an eternity later in said conversation, yet again, without notice.

Wow, Shanequa really is pissing me off. She's been mikeling me since this morning.

by OiPaniniHead August 17, 2019

Mikel

the physical embodiment of a goat none compare to this individual of sheer raw overpowering aura... Beware.

that guy is amazing

I know! he must be a Mikel!

by quackeritosama July 31, 2024

Cambo Mikel

Will find training in Georgia

Cambo Mikel is form georgia

by Kyngrychyrd September 25, 2018

Mikel

mikel is a person that is a fucking god whose dick is so big and he moves very well he knows hoy to make you come

mikel i’m coming

by alfonsis69 November 22, 2021

Mikel

Mikel from euskera "sex appeal". Charming, witty, gentle, troublemaker. Mikel comprehends a wide range of awesome features. It is worshipped by northern girls, his smell evokes toughness and strength very related to the mountains and txuletas, that's the secret of its Mikel (sex appeal).

Northern girls want him and worldwide boys want to be him. In Madrid is always freaking out, mainly at tiffanys and if it is possible in Antonios house. His sexual orientation is sometimes questioned, although his makkila helps out to shed a light upon this matter. In spite of wearing earrings and necklaces all girls since Madrid to Euskalerria likes him.

Heartbreacker and pussymagnet.

"Mikel tastes as good as a txuleta from kobetamendi. "
"The moss smell excites me. "

by patataprotectionofficer November 22, 2021