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MicroPenis

A Micropenis is a medical term that describes an unusually small penis in a male, usually 4cm. This condition is incredibly rare. This term is only used when the other parts of the male genitalia, like the scrotum and testes are well developed and normal sized.

About 0.6% of all penis's of all men fall into this category
Joe brown Has a Micropenis. It is 1.5cm in length. He is not a happy camper in the locker room.
by --Jordan-- January 3, 2007
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Micropenis

A penis so fucking small that when your girl pulls her pants down her dick is bigger than yours ( if so she's likely a guy so that's a problem but not problem # 1 cause that's your dick size if you've got a micropenis and the good thing is that you managed to get a girlfriend when you have a micropenis so congrats)
Dude did you see James's dick in the locker room? He had a micropenis! He was bein a fuckin idiot and was running around the locker room in his boxers and they fell down to his ankles!
by GIANT COCK GANG 69 March 20, 2020
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microphone

An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.
Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?
by pleco December 28, 2005
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micropenis

borgos pet turtle has a larger penis than him, that was the moment he realized he had a micropenis
by el carbo April 4, 2007
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chocolate microphone

also known as ATM, or, having anal sex with a girl follwed by getting a BJ.
"After the funeral, I gave Susie a chocolate microphone. She's feeling better now."
by Chocolate microphone September 3, 2005
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busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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Mister Microphone

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
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