micromillimeter

The new smallest unit of measurement invented to accurately measure your penis

"1 Micromillimeter is equivalent to ten million millimeters"

by bruhbruh2344 April 18, 2022

Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

Microfaggotry

The everyday verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, that police behaviour, speech, or free thought in order to bring social justice warriors closer to their perceived socialist utopia and thus the enslavement of society.

Twice today I was corrected on the use of someone's personal pronouns and was also repremanded from using the terms 'mother and father', clearly I am a victim of microfaggotry.

by MaysifFayget December 17, 2015

microfascism

imperative behaviour in small or isolated questions

"This is almost as good (bad) as whole "microfascism" rant. Basically, it's the same tired old refrain that science is nothing more than the existing power structure exerting its will to enforce "conformity." Because the article is not available to a lot of my readers, I feel obligated to quote fairly liberally from it to give you a flavor of just how ridiculous it is. The authors' intent is made plain right from the first sentence:

What constitutes 'evidence' in the health sciences? - - -

(from "respectful insolence")

by zaq1xs October 21, 2010

Microfiend

A term coined by Lil Wayne from the song "Getting It" ft. The Cool Kids, meaning a microphone addict.

Mike: "Damn son you spit lyrics all day and night!"

Antione: "Call me a microfiend cuz i can't quit the rhymes!"

by amcsports April 3, 2009

Microfilm

The Flash Drive of the 1970's

google "Microfilm"

by falcolombadi81996 September 24, 2011

microfiggadellian

slang for microphone made up by the king of slang e40 fonzarelli.

Vicious man on the microfiggadellian fashellian(fasheezy)

by Fisticuffs77 January 19, 2008