Mickey mouse 

When someone is purposely making your day hard. Or getting under your skin.

What a Mickey mouse.

I've never seen such mickey mouse behavior.

Mickey mouse by Jdmcustoms May 4, 2021

Mickey Mouse 

Two words used together as an adjective to describe something that is considered lame or uncool.

Dude, this mickey mouse band is a drag, hinges.

Shut up with all your mickey mouse advice.

Mickey Mouse by Jelly Bean Miller May 11, 2010

mickey mouse 

the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse

mickey mouse by why are the all taken1589 November 6, 2019

Mickey Mouse 

also known as Anal Waxing.

I've really been having a difficult time shaving my butthole. Maybe I should just go get a Mickey Mouse?

Mickey Mouse by TXBoobie May 20, 2010

Mickey Mouse 

An evil mouse that Disney uses to steal money from people.

Disney sent Mickey Mouse to the Simpsons to get people to buy Simpson merchandise.

Mickey Mouse by Durrunited June 10, 2020

mickey mouse 

A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.

Dude, last weekend, Mossy got fucked on a mickey mouse.

mickey mouse by Lurland Stephenson July 23, 2008

Mickey Mouse 

1. The iconic cartoon character mouse of Walt Disney.

2. In the Hungarian porn industry, a Mickey Mouse is a photo of the performer with 2 forms of id to prove they're of age. The 2 ids form 'Mickey mouse ears' as they're held beside the face.

We need a copy of your Mickey Mouse before we shoot.

Mickey Mouse by Giannifly February 5, 2015