Bret Michaels

A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam rock band Poison. The only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "good old days" of hairspray and crappy music.

Oh my God, is that Bret Michaels? I thought for sure he would have put his head in an oven by now!!

by Joseph N Marks August 21, 2007

Chris Michaels

When someone smokes so much weed they forget who and or where they are.

Omg, i am so chris michaelsed i don't know where i am.

by jonnyboy12 January 7, 2010

Angelina Michaels

She’s an icon legend and hot 💖

Gosh Angelina Michaels is so hot I want her to m*rder me.

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Shawn Michaels

1) Egotistical prick.
2) Wrestler involved in backstage cliques, using his influences to gain the spotlight.
3) Involved in the Montreal Screwjob of Bret Hart (For all you Americans out there, his name is spelt with ONE "t"). For this, he awaits an enternity in the fires of hell.

Bret Hart>>>>>>>>Shawn Michaels.
I pulled a Shawn Michaels by screwing you over.

by Wazy March 28, 2005

Al Michaels

a drinking game for the video game Madden

Rules:
You drink when you give up points
Touchdown - Half a beer
Field Goal - Third of a beer
Safety - Finish your drink
Defensive/Special Teams Touchdown - Chug a full beer

Playing Al Michaels is the only way to deal with Madden's commentary in his own game.

by Alex Q Jennings January 11, 2013

shawn michaels

A phenomenal professional wrestler, known for his aerial skills and mat wrestling. Sadly he was also a rodent backstage, using his stroke to manipulate the company direction, electing to turn in titles than lose them in the ring and being a general asshole. The Undertaker famously once threatened to beat him at Wrestlemania 14 as Shawn was not prepared to job to Steve Austin at the last minute. Shawn was involved in a memorable rivalry with Bret Hart. Shawn felt that he should be the WWE's top player, and his jealousy of Bret's huge international popularity and (marginally) superior pure wrestling skills drove Bret - a man who has always been said to be a true traditionalist and gentleman among greats like Mick Foley, The Undertaker and Steve Austin - to disliking him. The rivalry ensued until the infamous Montreal Screwjob, where Shawn and Vince McMahon colluded to screw Bret of his World Title. Shawn never had the international impact Bret had, and will forever be in Bret Hart's shadow, in the same way a guy like The Rock will always be in Hogan's shadow - it's the harsh truth. Politics aside, Shawn is, along with Bret Hart, one of the all time WWE greats. Folks should really judge his matches for what they are, not what sort of guy HE is/was.

Shawn Michaels may be an immature jerk, politician and all-round asshole, but he's one heck of a wrestler.

by Ted Levine March 15, 2009