Mask Meditation

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.

What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?

by MathPlus July 14, 2021

metatation

Metatation: The act of contemplating meditation itself, putting oneself outside the very state of meditation.

I was not satisfied with my meditation practice, so I began a metatation.

by yubajeff May 20, 2009

Meditation

The process of summoning the fucking devil Satan himself.

Kate: I was practicing meditation to have deep awareness in myself.
Josh: More like to summon creepy ass demons.

by datboi101lol March 3, 2021

menstuation

when a boy is on his "period"

Did you talk to Julian today? Sounded like he sounded like he was on his menstuation.

by morgbone123 September 7, 2016

Meditation

The art of being in the present moment and clearing your mind of the past or the future .
"Lose your mind and come to your senses"- Fritz Perls

I love meditation, it's changed my life.

by Boom Puggy March 5, 2017

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult

"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".

by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018