methamphibian

A person who is powefully addicted to methamphetamine. Physical traits are amphibian like in nature. Examples are: slimy skin, lack of hair or teeth, bulging eyes and nocturnal habits. They can often be found hiding at night around abandoned buildings or attempting to talk or argue with inanimate objects.

I was down in the bad part of town and caught a glimpse of some methamphibians creeping around an old pool.

Shit, Someone broke into our garage and stole all our empty cans again. Damn methamphibians!

by Mope1234 April 20, 2006

methusalem

Methusalem is a term for a wine bottle size in champagne. It holds six liters, which is nearly 1.6 U.S. gallons.

The methusalem (or methusalah) bottle has the shape of a burgundy wine bottle, that is, from its cylindrical bottom it tapers gently (doesn't have "shoulders" as a bordeaux wine bottle does) to its top.

by Murrax July 16, 2007

Methuli

A beautiful and an amazing friend to have. Funny and ful of surprises. She loves to joke about and has lots of friends. She is a very lovable person. If you ever date her, try as hard as you can to keep her. It'll be worth it!

Don't make her mad or you'll lose her forever. Don't let her slip away. Methuli can be a hand full if you disrespect her

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methamphetafiend

a person addicted to methamphetamine/speed

Look at that nigga's teeth. He's a methamphetafiend.

by ashanti hotdog June 27, 2008

Methuen High School

The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.

A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.

All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)

Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.

All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.

I went to Methuen High School and it was the time of my life, but now i don't have a life.

by stonerprideright November 23, 2010

methematics

"the act of solving mathematical equations while stoned as fuck - interstingly making the whole process of solving quicker and more efficient"

Coming home from a party at 3 in the morning. Stoned. Drunk. Realizing you have a very important assignment due the next day. Sitting at the table staring at the sheet of paper. At first only seeing weird symbols. Suddenly everything comes into place and you start doing your math at supernatural speed. Afterwards dropping on the floor. Blackout. Wake up in the morning from hangover. Swag. Methematics.

by chickenaldskjf February 6, 2014

methusan

A cool person , has every talent .Big dick and gets a lots of girls .

Good at education , also sports .

Further job :engineer , doctor

Sexy looking person

You look methusan

by 13guster October 5, 2017