Methmaw

A grandma that does meth. Usually a bartender at a shitty bar.

The methmaw hooked up with the town drunkard because she was out of options.

by Say no to meth June 20, 2021

Methmatician

A person who does their Meth financial accounts

That meth-head isn't broke from their habit coz their math is good, deadset Methmatician!

by anonymous July 9, 2021

MethMaid

Their math users that get paid to do housekeeping work around their meth dealers house in return or as a payment they would get meth while they're cleaning and enough to take when they're done

Damn Jody had this hot methmaid today oh boy

by andy 25 April 13, 2022

methasexual

Is a person who sexually fucks anything or anyone under the influence of methamphetamine.

Brad is normally straight but his substance use from meth causes him to sometime, have intercorse with other men, transexuals, and dead animals. Brad is a methasexual

by Drug Counselor San Diego May 13, 2022

Methyas

Methyas is an amazing and kind person. He will always look out for his friends and loves making new friends. He always has a big smile on his face even when he’s sad. Methyas isn’t the kind of person to break anybody’s heart. He is very friendly and welcoming. He is most likely very strong. His hair will usually be messy but that just makes him even cuter. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone’s day just by saying hi. He loves his friends and will do his best not to let them down.

Methyas is an amazing person

by Sydney ridge March 27, 2023

Methamsweatamines

When you know the dope is good because someone is sweating so bad it looks like they just pissed themselves. Bad thing is your outside in mid January in a blizzard.

Joe easy on the methamsweatamines your gonna have to get off the mower and come share it's 3am and the cops are already watching the compound.

by Fstien AKA Matt & Elisha July 31, 2023

Methmatics

The mistaken belief that the best way to recoup lost money from a poorly thought out business is to further invest money into the same model.

“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”

Yeah sure I will invest in your crack dealing business, the methmatics are clear, there is no way we will lose everything.

by Cracky mc crackhead August 2, 2024