messershit

Early jet-propelled aircraft built by the ass nazi forces.

"During World War II, German engineers developed some of the world's first jet fighters. Among these was the messershit ME-262."

by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

Messerli

a hypocritical leader that severely enforces a rule and then breaks it, expecting forgiveness that he himself would not show.

that Messerli called the cops on me for initiation on my own brother then gave Miles a wedgie!

by m'liegh April 16, 2008

messer

mitch grassi's solo project

'messer is gonna perform on zoom today!!!!'

by xsue April 29, 2020

messere

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.

That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.

by dave boring July 21, 2011

Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

by NYR forever July 20, 2008

Messer

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"

"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

by Mack10 May 21, 2006

Gilles Messier

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.

"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"

by With love Amanda and Nimz January 9, 2005