messiah zepeda

messiah zepeda is a bootyhole

Alexis : Aye you’re being a messiah zepeda
Jared : flip you I’m no bootyhole

by whatislifeoof June 5, 2018

leper messiah

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).

Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.

by Miki October 23, 2005

Messiah Surprise

A moment in which Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and catches them off guard because He should be dead.

Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”

by English Major April 19, 2020

Second Messiah movement

A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.

He's in the second messiah movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011

Oh Great Messiah William Lester

The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends

Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?

by 12203874!; December 14, 2021

Messiah

A very caring person fun to be with usually with a girl whose name starts with an an A he usually calls her milly and he has two best friends

Messiah is the greatest person you will ever meet.

by Joe390 November 27, 2017

Facebook Messiah

When one posts bible verses and/or scripture on Facebook, hence congesting your News Feed. Possibly the most of annoying of all your friends. A Facebook Messiah makes one ponder the question "Why did I accept Jesus Boy's friend request?"

Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.

by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011