The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017

Merkisim

A four phase, 16 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

Merkisim was completed when the Lakers beat Boston in game seven.

Commence Merkisim.

Oklahoma City equals Merked. NEXT! Merkisim, a three phase, 12 step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

Utah Jazz equals Merked. Next! Merkisim, a two phase, eight step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

Phoenix Suns equals Merked. NEXT. Merkisim, a one phase, four step process involving the Los Angeles Lakers winning back-to-back NBA championships.

by Kid Killer03 June 1, 2011

Lip Merkin

The act of receiving head.

Not to be confused with Lerkin.

Dude, last night at the party I got a "lip merkin"

by Merkin Masters March 31, 2010

lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014

Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010

Merkin season

A period of time dedicated to merkin. most commonly used in COD MW 2 by pat vangorp

"its time to merk on some fools, ITS MERKIN SEASON!!"

by merkmaster November 15, 2009