meowsturbation

(n) the act of pleasuring oneself while viewing feline pornography

Tim was once a great lawyer, but he was disbarred when he was caught in the act of meowsturbation in a broom closet.

by meowchael April 28, 2015

Meowspeak Analysis

This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.

I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.

by Birdie Birdiekins October 15, 2019

MEOWSCLES

A buff kitty that likes cuddles and working out. He do be simping for Lynx though.

Meowscles was simping on Lynx.

by Dodiecdodgdhuegdd9dgdhdvdu October 8, 2020

Meowthra

mee-ow-th-rah The villan cat that doesn't even know that he is destroying LEGO cities and eating plastic LEGO figures from it. (LEGO ninjago)

Quick, Meowthra is comming, hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by namelesscheese October 9, 2020

meowphobic

Fuckers that don't like meowing because they are too deep in the closet. Also, meowphobes are secretly furries.

Rahul: stop meowing
Swagster: "Fuck you I'll meow if I want to, stop being a meowphobic bigot"

by Ash0z April 3, 2021

meowthing

When someone shoves change in a girls vagina and shouts "PAYDAY!"

Feeling kinky last night, Runa's boyfriend grabbed spare change and started Meowthing her vagina.

by zTengoku January 6, 2016

GM Meowsijoy

GM Meowsijoy or Grand Meowren Meowsijoy is a very meowren human being, in fact she is the most meowren in the whole universe of meowrens.

GM Meowsijoy is the meowrenest meowsten meowren in the whole wide universe.

by Kyut_lover August 28, 2022