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Liminal menopause art 

Liminal Menopause Art reflects the elderly's quirky foray into the digital realm, resulting in cringe-worthy Instagram reels and WhatsApp greetings that defy explanation. These creations incorporate anachronistic aesthetics and baffling digital elements, offering a glimpse into a world where memes and WordArt collide.
Granny Ethel's "Happy Birthday" GIF features a dancing baby, an animated flame-spitting dragon, and a looping clip of Shakespeare reciting the alphabet – a quintessential example of liminal menopause art.
Liminal menopause art by fben September 26, 2023
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Queen of Menopause 

A women who is 50+, and became such a narcissistic peice of shit when they hit the age of 50 because there hormones decided to hate on them. Their partners or husbands mostly refuse to have sex with them when they are a QOM as they treat others especially when they abuse their husbands.
Shes a Queen of Menopause, her husband is probably going to divorce her soon if she cant treat him better.

Does sex hurt after menopause? 

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

Manopause 

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.
Manopause by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

[Menoposse] 

A group of women past the age of having babies doing activities together, such as going to see Magic Mike XXL
I got up with my Menoposseat the Farmer's Market
[Menoposse] by Bublz July 19, 2015

Manopause 

A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.

Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,

He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"

"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"
Manopause by Bigabongo June 11, 2020

Menopauzilla 

Beware Menopauzilla. A seemingly harmless creature by sight, Menopauzilla can be set off at any time, known to go into crying fits of hysterical rage, striking fear in all that surround it, especially females who left a cup on the table, tried to cook, or, god forbid, left a microscopic black spec on the otherwise sparkling clean stove top. Proceed with caution when near Menopauzilla, or avoid the beast altogether and just go out and drink, which, Menopauzilla will judge you for, and also have you know that it causes BREAST CANCER, because she read it in Woman's World, a $1.29 newsprint publication widely revered by Menopauzillas everywhere.
I was just gonna stay in tonight, but Menopauzilla is on the loose again, so let's go get drunk and subsequently get Breast Cancer.
Menopauzilla by Shay ron October 18, 2011