Menopause

Nature’s birth control

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.

by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021

menopause

when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause

i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause

by carseatbeltmetalpart July 23, 2021

menopause

Synonym for 'oh okay' in Northern England.

'I'm going out later tonight to eat with friends'
'Menopause'

by anonymous786x March 5, 2023

Liminal Menopause Art

Liminal Menopause Art, also known as LMA, is a unique genre of digital creativity emerging from the minds of boomers and older individuals. It thrives on the combination of bizarre greenscreen effects, outdated pop culture references, and a total disregard for aesthetics, all aimed at achieving a strange sense of humor.

Did you see Aunt Mildred's latest liminal menopause art on Instagram? She's riding a rubber chicken on a background of dancing frogs while blasting Christina Aguilera. Classic LMA!

by fben September 26, 2023

Menopause

the period in which men have to pause for sex. specially from their significant order

Why did men pause from having sex with me? is it because im having my menopause?

by ComfortableAir April 17, 2022

Menopause (claires version)

Menopause is claire

Menopause (claires version) is what claire has

by Starlice expret September 14, 2025

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018