meatus deletus

When your man is cheating so you cut off his dick

My man banged Jennifer so I committed meatus deletus.

by frick_nuggets November 19, 2018

meatus monster cock

A star that has a massive penis

Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock”

by vrmxlice June 11, 2020

Melus

An ignorant slut.

Franklin stop being such a melus.

by Noah Spurbeck August 5, 2017

metus

pro gamer

cu@lan
i am the bestest!
no, the jolt cola
Infidel!

by mark andrew guthrie August 20, 2003

meluso

fat and goofy

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Her Clam

Fisting a girl with handful of M&M's and leaving them inside of her. Then having her stand up, over top of you, and push them out dropping into your mouth. Don't wait too long though, or it'll look more like 2 girls 1 cup.

I was right, it really melts in your mouth, not in her clam.

by meat_salad December 4, 2009

melous

Male or female that is jealous of a girl named Melissa.
This girl named Melissa is probably one of the coolest Melissa's you'll ever meet, so when someone hates on that Melissa, generally you need to come up with a name for those haters for that one specific person, so if you're gonna hate on Melissa, you're melous.

Don't hate on the best of the best.
GTFO other loser Mel's.

"You're being so melous right now..."
"Hey look it's Melissa, ehhh I'm so melous right now"

"Why are you so melous?"

by Kadaonk March 12, 2012